Your Scholarly Pup Can Finally Get a Degree

It's official: your beloved, smartest dog in the world(of which there are, virtually, millions upon millions) can now earn a doggie degree. At least, that's what this smartest dog did. Chester Ludlow, the pug from Vermont, has earned a MBA degree(Masters in Buisiness Administration). After only one month at Rochville University, has grrrr-aduated! All he needed was his resume and a measly 499 dollars. His GPA was 3.19(surpisingly large for a pup, my brother's is 4). Add in another hundred bucks, and he could of graduated with honors.
His owner made a fake resume(for where oh where could a puppy dog find real work) and sent it off- yes, at Rochville, that's all you need, where the degree was sent from Dubai.
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Who knows? Maybe YOUR dog is next!