Your Scholarly Pup Can Finally Get a Degree

It's official: your beloved, smartest dog in the world(of which there are, virtually, millions upon millions) can now earn a doggie degree. At least, that's what this smartest dog did. Chester Ludlow, the pug from Vermont, has earned a MBA degree(Masters in Buisiness Administration). After only one month at Rochville University, has grrrr-aduated! All he needed was his resume and a measly 499 dollars. His GPA was 3.19(surpisingly large for a pup, my brother's is 4). Add in another hundred bucks, and he could of graduated with honors.
His owner made a fake resume(for where oh where could a puppy dog find real work) and sent it off- yes, at Rochville, that's all you need, where the degree was sent from Dubai.
Find out more here, and here,
Who knows? Maybe YOUR dog is next!

Five Million Puppies

More than five million puppies are born each year in the US alone. By breeder or by casual street mutt. If, for one year no puppies were born, think about how many shelter pets would be saved. About five million.

-LIVE, LOVE, ADOPT!